What my dad has said to me today
"I moved the lamp over here now, so we'll see how we like it."
"When do you graduate? Well you should put your resume on monster.com like your cousin did. You're going to need a job".
"Move your car".
"Your grandma is on the phone for you, be nice to her, she's the only grandmother you got".
"You need to learn how to load the dish washer, you did it wrong last time".
"Stop burning the goddamn incense. When you have your own house you can burn whatever shit you want but while you live here knock it the fuck off".
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