wearing the hoods to my hoodies over my face whenever socially acceptable
giving green mugs to customers I like (white to the ones I hate and yellow when I don't care)
when Alex is a dick to people in Walmart
trying to make craigslist missed connections about me in my brain against all outstanding evidence
dislikes
when people mimic back to me the face I'm making at them
arguing with someone about vegetarianism
when someone points out my lisp
when someone points out my lisp
when someone loses a glove at Panera and I find it under a booth
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